🦀 A little salty. A little stabby. Fully relatable.
For the days when everything is ✨fine✨… but also absolutely not.
This cozy hoodie features your new emotional support crab—ready to throw claws and protect your peace. Soft, warm, and just the right amount of unhinged, it’s perfect for overthinkers, chaos gremlins, and anyone running on caffeine and sarcasm.
Wear it when you want to be comfy… but also slightly threatening.
🐚 Why You’ll Love It
🦀 Soft, cozy fleece that feels like a hug (but make it spicy)
🔪 Chaotic-cute design with just the right amount of attitude
🌊 Perfect for beach days, couch days, and “don’t talk to me” days
🐚 Relaxed fit for ultimate comfort and layering
✨ Made to order = less waste, more intention
🌿 Details
🐚 50/50 cotton-poly blend (soft + durable)
🌊 Medium-heavy fabric for cozy warmth
🦀 Classic fit with front pocket + hood
🔪 High-quality print that won’t fade into the void
🐚 Tear-away label for extra comfort
🧼 Care Instructions
Machine wash cold 🧊
Tumble dry medium 🌬️
Do not dry clean ❌
Low heat for ironing/steaming
🌙 Moonlight Willow Note
Made for cozy souls with a little chaos in their heart 🖤 All products made to order to reduce waste
